DEADZONE HOBBY PROJECT:
I.K.E.A. Corp (Integrated Killing and Evaluated Acquisition Corporation) specialise in compressing goods down into very small and easily transportable packages, from A to B, and sometimes into the occasional Deadzone (after all, if it fails… there are plenty more recruits where they came from. Major-General Iva Guerneysonson looks after the bottom line for the top brass in the Second Sphere. After all… he’s looking forward to an early retirement involving cigars and whiskey somewhere on that pleasure planet. Any hint that the I.K.E.A. Corp have been masquerading as Heron Frozen Food Corp is entirely unfounded – for full details, you will be informed by our “flatpack specialist” teams in the next 48 hours. Your statutory rights WILL be affected.